Page 3: Beer vs. Magic Kool-Aid
Page 5: Warped Sense of Anatomy
Page 6: Corruption of Yesterday's Youth
Chapter 1: The Calling of the Light Warriors
Page 4: The More You Know 3: Insert Random Statistic Here
Page 5: A Pizzle is a Lizzle Wizzle
Page 6: That's Also How They Elect Mayors
Page 7: It's Not Illegal if You Don't Get Caught
Page 9: Starring Robin Williams
Page 10: Filler Comics Hold Many Secrets
Page 11: Fighters for Adequate Luminosity
Page 12: Explanations and Declinations
Page 14: Never Argue with an Idiot, Especially if You’re One
Page 15: So, They’re Like, Octurions?
Page 19: Payback in the Moneybag
Page 23: The Future and All Eternity
Page 24: Blunter than a Cinder Block
Page 26: I Have That Effect, Too
Page 28: Short, Sweet, and Sumptuous
Page 31: The Experience of Youth
Page 32: I Wish They All Could be California Towns
Page 1: It's Like Déjà Vu All Over Again
Page 2: One Memory Blurred is Worth Two Ninjas' Ambush